Monday, March 29, 2010

PoDG Witticisms

Scott Pero
AP English--Mr. George
March 29, 2010
Witticisms

"Women are like rivers one must wade through. The only trouble with water is that it cannot decide whether to tempestuously bombard you one moment or refreshingly soothe you the next."

"Art is simply a masquerade, a pretty picture masking the empty air behind it."


"Mirrors are always such a let-down. Mine always show someone I do not know."


"Rainy days are my best friends. They encourage me to catch up on sleep and keep me safe from the people I would otherwise be forced to see in the sunshine."


"A smart man looks at a paper and knows it is paper, while a genius man looks at it and knows the myriad of things he can do with it."


"To hate is to worship with reason. To love is to worship without it."

"Emotions are to the soul what muscles are to the body—their means of strength."


"Religion is simply a rule book for those who do not have their own."

"Music is the drug of the intellectual, and literature their alcohol. Society is their means of sobriety."


"
Friends are the enemies you enjoy fighting with."

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